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previously on Dumbgeons and Dragons.

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You've just returned back to Waterdeep.

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It's a day off, motherfuckers!

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Some citizens are trying to bring some cheer with the annual Old Hallows Eve Festival.

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All hail the decimators, dragon queen, see you later, we.

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Good day, good day, five gold!

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Make it to the end of the haunted house and the treasure's all yours.

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Enter and you see the edge of a pit, trapped.

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Now watch it running there, see ya!

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The stone archway before you is filled with a bale of thick vapors.

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You also see runes.

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Acerac congratulates you on your powers of observation.

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Well this is fucking bullshit.

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I take my dagger and I just like poke in the mouth of the, uh,

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Oh!

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The dazzled, in this like weird devil glory hole we found in this herby haunted house.

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You step into the mist and you feel it envelop around you.

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And you blink and you are in a miserable cubicle

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which appears to have absolutely no means of egress.

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Yeah.

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I'm gonna need you to come in on Sunday.

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Totally, I'm gonna have to get you to come in on Sunday.

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There are three iron levers, you do the first two

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and then as the third one hits the bottom, the floor gives way.

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Donnie manages to pull his up and as he does,

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the floor slowly begins to rise beneath your feet

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and you find yourself standing back on solid ground.

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Welcome to Dumbgeons and Dragons.

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We're a D&D fifth edition actual play podcast

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and I'm your dungeon master Russ More

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and with me today stuck in a small tiny room is Amy More.

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That's how I feel all the time.

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And I play Thea Amastasia.

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And Carla Johnson.

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And I play a new Laura Moonbrook.

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And Tom Laird.

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And I play Flint Firebeard.

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Now one more time with our scary names.

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Oh crap.

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I play Thea Amastabua.

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Oh yeah.

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Oh that's real good.

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I play Bulara Moonbrook.

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I mean Moon seems spooky.

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So I guess it's still just Bulara Moonbrook.

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Full Moonbrook.

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Oh there you go, Bulara Full Moonbrook.

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That's good.

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That was good, that was good.

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No problem.

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I still don't have a good one for Flint.

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Spooky Flint.

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Spooky Flint.

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There it is.

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Spooky Flint.

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So yeah I mean you guys are still stuck there.

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We'll get there.

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Don't worry.

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I mean you may or may not get out.

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This might be where we end the podcast.

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I don't know.

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This might be where we die.

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We won't even be there for the inevitable rise of TMS.

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We'll be stuck in this haunted house.

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The inevitable haunted house.

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We don't know.

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We do not know.

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You do not know.

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If this is just all for gags.

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It's true.

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Right?

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That's true.

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Yeah.

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Because we could have fallen through there.

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It could have just been an illusion.

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We would have ended up on the outside of the haunted house

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and he would have been like better luck next time.

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I got 15 gold from you suckers.

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We would have landed on a giant whoopee cushion

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and everyone would have laughed at us.

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Oh because there would have been a giant fart sound.

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Each crowd.

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It would have been so embarrassing.

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And they would have been like decimator of dragons.

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What do they decimate them with?

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Farts.

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And we never would have been able to show our face

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and water deep again.

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That's true.

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Game over for us.

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If you want to see more of these faces in water deep,

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all you got to do is go to Patreon.com slash dumb dragon cast.

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Join us over there as part of our community.

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You can legit see our dumb faces.

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Hey, people love seeing these dumb mugs.

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So I'm told.

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Okay, hold on.

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Idea.

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Next gookang.

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We bring really dumb mugs.

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And we hold them up when we and be like,

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here's our dumb mugs.

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I like it.

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I like it.

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Superstore and Walmart has a lot of fun dumb mugs.

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Ones that are like,

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don't talk to me until I have my cup of caffeine.

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Or you can go to dumbdragons.com

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and click on our store button

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and get a whole bunch of great mugs.

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No, because you can also get ones that say like poop juice.

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Ew.

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That's just terrible.

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Is that?

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Wait, are we making another Austin Powers reference?

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Because we love to make those.

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That's true.

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We're really powerful bastards.

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It's a little nutty.

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Yeah, sorry.

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We've really derailed things for us as always,

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but I feel like maybe even faster than normal this time.

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And when you're part of Patreon,

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you get an episode dedicated to you.

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And today's episode is dedicated to Kavin Duckworth.

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Thanks, Kavin.

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Thank you, Kavin.

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You're amazing.

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You are amazing.

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And now let's get back to this haunted house.

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We have some more podcast reviews.

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This is a new segment that I haven't done in a long time,

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but Tom did the thing.

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So if you keep giving us reviews,

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we'll keep doing a couple in an episode.

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Yeah, we'll read them as we go.

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Amy, do you want me to book?

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I got two right now.

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Sure, do both.

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Yeah, I'd love two.

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Okay, so this one is by Skeptical Loki from USA.

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And he says, he gives us five stars.

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Thanks.

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And he says,

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listening to the cast riff on each other

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and the story unfolding in unusual ways

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is one of my podcast listening highlights.

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Great stuff.

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What he means when he says unfolding in unusual ways

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is these guys are dumb and they don't pick up on it.

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When I listen to this podcast,

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I spend a lot of time angry thinking,

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what are they doing?

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Why are they so dumb?

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Why don't they go this way?

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Yeah, it is so obvious what they should be doing.

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And then the second one is from Zimbalina13.

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You know this person?

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They're from Australia.

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I don't know them precisely.

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I know a few people listen to us from Australia.

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Every fiber of my being to not do a really bad

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Australian accent right now.

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Like talking about shrooms on Barbies and whatnot.

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Second highest download country.

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Oh, way to go, Australia.

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Australia.

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And she says, absolutely fantastic.

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This is a great D&D actual play podcast.

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The characters are wonderful and well played

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and the DM is excellent at his job.

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The show is hilarious

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and I thoroughly enjoy listening to it

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and laughing out loud.

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It brings a smile to me every week.

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Definitely a must listen to those

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who like D&D actual play podcasts.

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That's so nice, guys.

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Yeah, is it possible we're reading reviews

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of a different podcast?

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I mean, they don't call us out by name

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or anything in the podcast.

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I mean, that is so nice that it seems like,

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really?

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Are you sure?

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I mean, there were no names dropped in there.

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That's what I'm thinking.

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It's still possible.

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Maybe it's just a generic no.

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It's true.

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It's true.

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It seems like they seem legit.

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It just still blows my mind that

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anyone listens to us dinguses.

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But that's why we love you so much.

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It's a bunch of doings.

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Thank you very much.

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If you want to have your review read,

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we may move these to the interlude.

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We'll still read them.

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we'll definitely read them

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because we appreciate you

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and you listening to us.

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Heck yes.

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Let's play D&D.

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Because you guys like,

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you totally left me hanging.

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Because I'm like literally just floating.

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You're floating.

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So that's run out, obviously.

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The 10 minutes doesn't continue

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after we stop eating.

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This is in real time.

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You guys have been stuck in this 10-foot room

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Luckily, you brought your rations in.

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We'd eat Donny first.

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They've been throwing like,

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Five Guys burgers down the chute to us.

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It's been great.

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I like how I can create creatures,

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no, we'll eat Donny first.

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you're still stuck in this 10-foot room.

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You've got,

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reveals a crawl space above you.

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reveals a possibly 100-foot drop down.

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and create a door

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on a regular floor

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to maybe get out of here?

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I like that idea.

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draw a weapon first.

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One of us, at least.

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Maybe there's a creature or something.

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What if we did like,

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the left one to the left,

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the right one to the right,

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and the middle one up

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and just like,

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blew the walls and roof off this bitch.

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That's fun.

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I like where your head's at.

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The merchant clearly did not think of this option.

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We stroll out of this haunted house

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set up just like,

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badass as like,

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flames behind us just rubble.

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Just like, brushing the dust off of our lapels.

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A remake of like,

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an old pop song

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that's slowed down a little bit

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while we walk real slow.

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Like an emo version of an old pop song.

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No, no, it's always like,

279
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it's always like a girl singing it

280
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and it's always really like,

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ethereal.

282
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Maybe acoustic.

283
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Ethereal?

284
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Ethereal, yeah.

285
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Ethereal.

286
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That's what I meant.

287
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Guys, guys have been awake since 4 a.m.

288
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That's fair.

289
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Guys, cut us some slack.

290
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Anyways, what are you guys doing?

291
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Tell me.

292
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Let's do this.

293
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Let's get through this thing.

294
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Guys, I'm gonna push the levers to the left.

295
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Yeah, all the levers go to the left.

296
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I take off my, I disengage my spell.

297
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Okay, so you're no longer levitating.

298
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I go downsies.

299
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All three levers to the left and nothing.

300
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Okay.

301
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We shake them to the right?

302
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To the right.

303
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To the right?

304
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All three levers move to the right.

305
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Can we do my plan where we blow the walls and roof off this bitch?

306
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You move one to the left, one to the right, and one up and nothing happens.

307
00:10:13,440 --> 00:10:17,760
Okay, so it seems like that rooftop getaway is our is our best idea.

308
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That's our only option, yeah.

309
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Well, it's gonna climb up your ladder like a fucking peasant.

310
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It's only 10 feet up.

311
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So, you know, you can reach it.

312
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So we can boost each other and then Johnny can just fly out there.

313
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Yeah, yeah.

314
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Cool, let's do that.

315
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I push my lever up.

316
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Moving all three up again, the crawlspace door opens back up.

317
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I see it's dark up there, right?

318
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It is dark up there, but, and it's pretty low.

319
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We're going to have to crawl.

320
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I can, I can produce flame and…

321
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Oh, don't worry about it.

322
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And I say banana and my orb comes out and hovers in the air.

323
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I heard about your banana.

324
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So I can see because y'all can see in the dark except for me, so.

325
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Ring ring ring ring ring ring ring.

326
00:11:02,879 --> 00:11:06,080
banana orb put that on the spotify playlist by the way

327
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yes i feel like it's not the i mean for sure it's not the first time it's come up because

328
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last time the banana sorry came out it came up Nulara's going first uh followed by sure or sorry

329
00:11:17,600 --> 00:11:23,039
i know sorry who's going first okay i'm just i'm just trying to stabby mcgee get up there

330
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all right Nulara goes first who's going behind uh i'll go next i'll go after flint and

331
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donnie will go last uh it's about a three foot crawl space so it's a i mean it's it's okay you

332
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can fit through it curves off to the east um and you crawl for a little while probably like 10

333
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or 15 minutes and then it opens up it's a pretty long time it's a pretty long time

334
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and it opens up and you see a dim lit hallway ahead of you you step out into it and you find

335
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your back at the entrance to the haunted house with the red snaked path

336
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i can't believe he's trapped us in another fucking place it's all in another maze we're

337
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in another fucking maze is what we're doing nobody's nobody guys we're not happy about it

338
00:12:16,320 --> 00:12:21,360
listeners aren't happy about it let's try and get out of this one a little bit faster okay

339
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so it's not christmas and we're still stuck in the all-hallows-day haunted house

340
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we're gonna rename the roller dungeon master to maze master yeah totally okay i guess we uh

341
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can i roll for perception and see if all of the things are in the same spots everybody

342
00:12:38,000 --> 00:12:44,720
roll for perception as you continue down the hallway okay 14 well i crit failed so

343
00:12:45,360 --> 00:12:50,720
i don't even know where i am i got a 14 what order is everybody going in

344
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i think i was gonna charge forward because i feel like i like i know where to go well last

345
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time you knew what was up in there yeah okay so yeah you continue forward and you as you're

346
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going down you see you get kind of well most of the way down to the end there

347
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and something you didn't see before above the last trap door that you see so the last trap

348
00:13:15,040 --> 00:13:23,040
door is snugged right up to the right wall of the hallway and it appears that there may be

349
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a secret door above the trap door within the wall hey guys do you see that and i point to it

350
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i think it might be a door so the so the trap door is like 10 by 10

351
00:13:38,800 --> 00:13:45,680
yep can i reach this secret door if i go to like the edge of it

352
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and like slide my hand along the wall it's a bit of a stretch but you can you can probably

353
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reach it yeah and is it stone like it's like a stone cut out essentially yeah like it looks

354
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like it's it just looks like it's slightly miss shaping as towards the everything is very

355
00:14:03,840 --> 00:14:09,519
well laid in like as i said the everything is like covered in cement or some sort of masonry

356
00:14:10,160 --> 00:14:15,360
yeah guys i think this is a door donnie would you mind flying over and pushing on it

357
00:14:16,560 --> 00:14:22,399
i guess okay i mean you don't have to no it's fine no it's fine no no we can get we can

358
00:14:22,399 --> 00:14:29,680
get flint's rod of lordly might it's fine yeah i feel like you rolled very high in

359
00:14:29,680 --> 00:14:35,280
perception and this is totally okay to do what's perception wait a minute i know that word yeah

360
00:14:36,160 --> 00:14:46,080
what's rolling that's what i mean so yeah he he uh he begins to push at it and it depresses

361
00:14:46,080 --> 00:14:54,960
and slides back and it reveals a dark corridor that goes straight in and to the left donnie

362
00:14:54,960 --> 00:15:01,280
the man oh yeah i knew it all along was totally going to be safe there totally trusted you uh can

363
00:15:01,280 --> 00:15:10,400
we use the uh rod of lordly might ladder to uh certainly i can jimmy it on up there yeah i uh i

364
00:15:10,400 --> 00:15:17,200
assemble the rod into a ladder and put it over the pit trap and we get on over there yeah you

365
00:15:17,200 --> 00:15:24,240
get in there quite easily um and you carry down this pathway and it goes about 50 feet

366
00:15:25,360 --> 00:15:31,600
it goes in about 10 feet and snakes down to the left and then turns back one other way

367
00:15:31,600 --> 00:15:37,840
and you reach an end where there is a smooth wall but you feel like it's a very similar door

368
00:15:38,560 --> 00:15:44,639
um who went in first and who's addressing this uh i guess i probably wouldn't win first you push

369
00:15:44,639 --> 00:15:52,000
on the door and it begins to slide away revealing another chamber so you enter into

370
00:15:52,559 --> 00:16:00,159
a new chamber that is about uh 30 feet by 30 feet and there are three chests in the chamber

371
00:16:01,279 --> 00:16:09,600
three wooden chests three oops bosom chests that's totally what i thought you meant you both you

372
00:16:09,600 --> 00:16:14,480
both looked down and were like writing which good for you guys and i was doing this like

373
00:16:14,480 --> 00:16:22,720
just like oh that's why russ felt the need to go over there yeah i had my for this is an audio

374
00:16:22,720 --> 00:16:29,440
medium but like i had my hands like big boobs out in front of me so the chests there is one

375
00:16:29,440 --> 00:16:37,519
the westerly chest is gold plated covering iron the center one is silver and the eastern

376
00:16:37,519 --> 00:16:42,960
one is of oak bound with thick bronze bands each is about four feet long two feet wide and

377
00:16:42,960 --> 00:16:47,280
three feet high go to the gold one and i investigate it

378
00:16:50,480 --> 00:16:53,600
that's character growth she doesn't just throw it open and poison spray everybody

379
00:16:54,560 --> 00:17:00,639
right that was only a 10 or maybe she does so what are you what are you doing to investigate

380
00:17:00,639 --> 00:17:08,960
it uh well i'm looking at like any sort of opening mechanisms any locks any traps it looks

381
00:17:08,960 --> 00:17:14,000
like it has a handle that you can lift and open so it's not like sealed or anything

382
00:17:14,000 --> 00:17:20,000
no i'm gonna check specifically for traps is that investigate again or perception

383
00:17:20,000 --> 00:17:28,000
investigate 20 whoa i'm looking for poison spray in my face i'm looking for poison cloud

384
00:17:28,000 --> 00:17:36,160
gas i'm looking for um like barbs that like shoot out of my face you see none of those

385
00:17:36,160 --> 00:17:42,960
things and as you're examining the chest you begin to hear a noise coming from the chest

386
00:17:43,759 --> 00:17:50,880
what does it sound like you put your no that is amazing you turn and put your ear

387
00:17:51,840 --> 00:18:03,120
near and you hear slithering inside not this one why not i think there's snakes in there

388
00:18:03,760 --> 00:18:10,880
oh good call okay okay good what do you guys got going on over there all right i'll go uh

389
00:18:10,880 --> 00:18:19,600
i'll go investigate the oak chest see what i can see and that is a 17 it looks like a standard

390
00:18:19,600 --> 00:18:24,960
old wooden chest you investigate for similar traps i assume yes all of the traps like amy

391
00:18:24,960 --> 00:18:34,400
described you find none of them you listen no snake you're no slithering okay okay i'm going

392
00:18:34,400 --> 00:18:44,880
to investigate uh the silver one that is a 14 it is a beautiful silver chest you don't see

393
00:18:44,880 --> 00:18:51,680
any traps it looks totally normal it's never totally normal and someone says this is totally

394
00:18:51,680 --> 00:18:57,600
normal it's totally normal it's it looks like a silver chest okay i'll retract my totally normal

395
00:18:57,600 --> 00:19:03,360
statement it looks like a silver chest there are no no visible traps that you can see um and no

396
00:19:03,360 --> 00:19:10,720
no slithering totally normal totally normal what do you think flint how confident are you

397
00:19:10,720 --> 00:19:15,840
about yours being not trapped i'm fairly confident i mean i'm pretty i'm pretty

398
00:19:15,839 --> 00:19:25,199
confident about it um what if we open them both at the same time oh i stand behind you guys

399
00:19:25,199 --> 00:19:31,599
with donnie totally ready i i don't know to like cast a spell or something if need be

400
00:19:31,599 --> 00:19:39,679
okay okay let's open them both at the same time i like that we've become chaotic

401
00:19:39,680 --> 00:19:52,160
right okay all right remember we're just playing the game two one one go yes a silver and oak

402
00:19:52,160 --> 00:20:01,680
chest open quickly at once Nulara you see within yours a clear crystal box that holds

403
00:20:01,680 --> 00:20:08,640
a ring and inside the oak chest springs an animated giant skeleton

404
00:20:09,680 --> 00:20:16,320
them bones them bones gonna walk around strikes out at flint bring it laughs them across the

405
00:20:16,320 --> 00:20:25,920
face like a bitch oh misses but misses reaching behind itself it grabs its shortbow and fires it

406
00:20:25,920 --> 00:20:35,039
directly at thea with a 19 to hit taking 10 piercing damage oh boy thea is going to cast

407
00:20:35,039 --> 00:20:41,759
eldritch blast on this motherfucking bony skeleton bitch boney m over there i need to make a range

408
00:20:41,759 --> 00:20:50,480
spell attack 17 uh we'll hit 16 damage force damage as it fires and strikes you quickly with

409
00:20:50,480 --> 00:20:56,480
its shortbow you let four three eldritch blasts and they strike into the skeleton

410
00:20:56,480 --> 00:21:01,360
welling up with this magical energy and explode the skeleton across the room

411
00:21:03,440 --> 00:21:10,000
sweet this might be my my first like one shot i killed it and it's like the first time

412
00:21:10,000 --> 00:21:14,960
you were fighting and no one had done anything yet you know what i just need more

413
00:21:14,960 --> 00:21:19,279
confidence you guys i think that might be my problem you're right thea i feel like do you

414
00:21:19,279 --> 00:21:24,559
do you want this ring in this box like you really kind of you really like blasted the shit

415
00:21:24,559 --> 00:21:30,240
out of that skeleton yeah you kind of earned it after that okay yeah i i am though a little

416
00:21:30,240 --> 00:21:36,399
wary about special objects we find now because sometimes they possess us in a negative way

417
00:21:36,399 --> 00:21:47,279
this is um so can i cast detect magic on this ring inside the chest there is a clear

418
00:21:47,279 --> 00:21:53,680
crystal box inside the box is the ring inside the ring there's inside the ring there's a

419
00:21:53,680 --> 00:22:01,839
village of tiny people oh my god okay i open the box can i open the box is an openable box

420
00:22:01,839 --> 00:22:09,920
it doesn't appear to be able to open i smash the box so you lift the box i do as you lift

421
00:22:09,920 --> 00:22:18,720
the box eight darts shoot always

422
00:22:22,560 --> 00:22:28,800
five have hit so so five out of six of them i said eight oh okay well that's better i guess

423
00:22:29,360 --> 00:22:38,720
so you take 20 damage but you have a crystal box oh huzzah i smashed it on the floor as you're

424
00:22:38,720 --> 00:22:43,839
about to smash it you notice there's a way to open it from underneath okay open it from underneath

425
00:22:43,839 --> 00:22:49,200
and you pull out the ring and you cast detect magic on it well no i open it i don't touch the

426
00:22:49,200 --> 00:22:55,360
ring and i cast detect magic on it you detect magic magic and it should be able to tell me

427
00:22:55,360 --> 00:23:02,559
what kind of magic you can you can detect that it is a ring of protection probably would have

428
00:23:02,559 --> 00:23:10,639
been good to have before the party isn't it the ring of protection will get you

429
00:23:11,599 --> 00:23:15,839
plus one on ac and plus one on saving throws whenever you're wearing it what the hell

430
00:23:17,440 --> 00:23:21,200
well no i mean that's good but my spell could have penetrated that stupid

431
00:23:21,200 --> 00:23:26,559
motherfucking crystal box no it was a magical box you detect that the crystal box was magic

432
00:23:26,559 --> 00:23:31,679
as well guys it's a ring of protection would have been nice before i got all these barbs

433
00:23:31,680 --> 00:23:36,240
you know like shot at my face and shit but i mean like three darts stuck in your face

434
00:23:36,240 --> 00:23:41,519
oh my god one in your arm and one like in your like in your side i thought i pulled them out

435
00:23:42,400 --> 00:23:46,720
it's a real mixed bag for thea she had that real successful skeleton exploding

436
00:23:46,720 --> 00:23:50,640
then some darts in the face it wasn't great but then the ring so it's it's been a real

437
00:23:50,640 --> 00:23:55,039
roller coaster what kind of fair ride is this peaks and valleys my friend peaks and valleys

438
00:23:55,039 --> 00:23:59,039
you look around the room sorry go ahead no i was just going to ask is there another

439
00:23:59,039 --> 00:24:03,119
exit in this room or what what do we see now or should we open the snake box

440
00:24:03,119 --> 00:24:07,359
as you begin to look around the room you notice no visible exits but everybody make a perception

441
00:24:07,359 --> 00:24:18,799
check failed again you guys wow eleven i have a 17 i'm killing these roles i am like if this

442
00:24:18,799 --> 00:24:25,519
is my night to have shitty roles i'll take it in the haunted house not um new laura is just

443
00:24:25,519 --> 00:24:30,799
like looking around i'm walking towards that gold box full of snakes

444
00:24:33,519 --> 00:24:38,879
guys do you see there was another one over here okay what'd you say about this box you see there

445
00:24:38,879 --> 00:24:47,440
is a uh what looks like to be a secret or hidden door to the south and a secret or hidden

446
00:24:47,440 --> 00:24:53,680
door to the north can i investigate the north door see if there's any like traps or anything

447
00:24:54,640 --> 00:24:59,840
you bet you can do i see these doors as well yes you do i do i go investigate the south door

448
00:24:59,840 --> 00:25:05,680
while he's doing the north door 15 not 20 nice they look like totally normal doors to both of

449
00:25:05,680 --> 00:25:13,200
you perfect oh my god what a waste of a fucking 20 i push on mine it opens up into a small

450
00:25:13,200 --> 00:25:18,640
crawl space and flint we're crawling on this side you guys i'm also going to push on mine

451
00:25:18,640 --> 00:25:27,759
secret door it opens up into a small three foot crawl space perfect well we got uh we got crawling

452
00:25:27,759 --> 00:25:32,960
up here too so what do you want to bet that if i crawl through here i'm gonna end up coming

453
00:25:32,960 --> 00:25:40,960
through your door oh that would be hilarious if that's the case right who thinks up this stuff

454
00:25:41,520 --> 00:25:45,280
tell you what i'll crawl through this one and we'll see if i end up at your door okay

455
00:25:45,279 --> 00:25:51,119
we'll just give you like a minute or so though because yeah that's fair that's what he gave

456
00:25:51,119 --> 00:25:58,319
you last time exactly look at us moderately splitting up the party for mere moments

457
00:26:01,680 --> 00:26:08,000
you follow down this crawl space there flint and it immediately curves off to the left

458
00:26:08,559 --> 00:26:19,519
you come out into a long great hall and as you come into this area you see a hallway

459
00:26:19,519 --> 00:26:24,960
where the floor is inlaid of tiles and the walls and ceilings are painted with figures

460
00:26:24,960 --> 00:26:32,240
of animals strange signs and glyphs you also see that there are glowing globes

461
00:26:32,880 --> 00:26:39,599
in this room there's 20 globes and they're all different colors and they're all different colors

462
00:26:39,599 --> 00:26:43,359
i look at Nulara and i just say um i'm gonna i'm gonna go through this one

463
00:26:43,359 --> 00:26:48,799
and just see if i meet up with them okay don't open the gold box and i go

464
00:26:52,000 --> 00:26:59,120
make a perception check as you crawl in uh how about a 13 you crawl in and it goes back

465
00:26:59,120 --> 00:27:07,360
about 20 or 30 feet and you think you see a dim light down at the end just as the floor gives way

466
00:27:08,560 --> 00:27:13,600
i made a mistake just as the floor gives way

467
00:27:14,800 --> 00:27:21,120
i made a mistake and the doorway slides closed and you find yourself back in the lever room

468
00:27:22,880 --> 00:27:24,080
well that's shitty

469
00:27:24,079 --> 00:27:34,000
i know no one can hear me from here the door closed behind her yeah make a make a perception

470
00:27:34,000 --> 00:27:39,519
check there Nulara oh well that's a seven

471
00:27:42,000 --> 00:27:48,879
Nulara tries to open the snake box you hear none of this you hear uh thea go in

472
00:27:49,520 --> 00:27:56,480
but the door closed quick enough that you only heard rumbled musings of perhaps something going

473
00:27:56,480 --> 00:28:04,800
on as thea has gone beyond your field of vision okay well i don't like this at all so i think

474
00:28:04,800 --> 00:28:12,800
what i'm going to do is go um to the other door where flint went i will go to that entrance

475
00:28:12,799 --> 00:28:18,879
and start going that way like sure calling him like flint something happened flint come back

476
00:28:18,879 --> 00:28:25,919
this way am i able to hear that rest i mean i'll keep i'll go in until like i hear back from you

477
00:28:26,720 --> 00:28:33,039
yeah absolutely you can hear that okay so i hear that so i started crawling back uh back down

478
00:28:33,039 --> 00:28:38,879
the hallway i came from sure do you guys meet halfway and now Nulara can't turn around

479
00:28:38,880 --> 00:28:46,240
and she'll be backwards and you guys are like nose to nose yeah that's fun so while we're doing

480
00:28:46,240 --> 00:28:52,480
that i explain thea went the other way the door closed behind her uh so i wanted to get you it

481
00:28:52,480 --> 00:28:57,840
seemed like a bad idea for us to be separated yeah no that's uh that's a good call let's

482
00:28:57,840 --> 00:29:04,480
let's go find her so i i scooch back and i scooch forward you make it back into the room

483
00:29:04,480 --> 00:29:09,920
with the with the chests and meanwhile i yep what are you doing i i lift up all the levers

484
00:29:11,039 --> 00:29:18,079
and the roof opens just as it did the last time you were in i jump up there yeah and i

485
00:29:18,079 --> 00:29:23,839
quickly army crawl for 15 fucking minutes flint and Nulara well we gotta go down that other

486
00:29:23,839 --> 00:29:30,319
door yeah um yeah i assume we like open the door and go that way yep you carry down the

487
00:29:30,399 --> 00:29:35,919
path who's going first i'll go first flint goes first the floor gives way beneath you

488
00:29:35,919 --> 00:29:40,159
and you fall in and it's slanted so Nulara falls in behind you

489
00:29:43,039 --> 00:29:47,039
and you find yourselves back in the lever room what does donnie do when this happens

490
00:29:47,039 --> 00:29:53,519
immediately does he zip in behind i think so yeah all right he stays pretty tight with me

491
00:29:53,519 --> 00:30:00,159
so when we get in the lever room like thea is not there thea is not there but like did

492
00:30:00,160 --> 00:30:06,560
we fall from the ceiling like are the levers up and the ceiling is open or it's like reset

493
00:30:06,560 --> 00:30:11,360
the levers are in the reset position and the ceiling closes behind you okay you think this

494
00:30:11,360 --> 00:30:17,040
is the same lever room from before i i mean we got to assume right this is just a haunted

495
00:30:17,040 --> 00:30:26,160
house on a truck right how big can it be and i hope the like she probably just went to find

496
00:30:26,400 --> 00:30:31,519
us right yeah i mean if this was the same one we know how to get out so let's try it i guess

497
00:30:31,519 --> 00:30:38,480
let's just do that so we put all three levers up all three go up and like before the ceiling

498
00:30:38,480 --> 00:30:44,080
opens what's thea doing uh thea takes out a piece of parchment and scrolls a note and leaves

499
00:30:44,080 --> 00:30:52,960
it where she lands at the beginning of this stupid fucking house and and writes meet you

500
00:30:52,960 --> 00:31:00,799
in the room with the chests and i leave that on the floor and i go remembering the way to go

501
00:31:00,799 --> 00:31:06,160
and i go through the secret door in the wall which you're gonna have to jump over which i'm

502
00:31:06,160 --> 00:31:11,920
gonna have to jump over but i but never mind i just wait and i just sit there

503
00:31:11,920 --> 00:31:22,720
there i go and not today pit not another pit you sit there and you wait for a little while but

504
00:31:22,720 --> 00:31:28,480
after a good amount of time flint pops his head through oh hey there they all ignore the note

505
00:31:29,759 --> 00:31:36,240
what note because i have the note on the floor so you still wrote the note i did i wrote it

506
00:31:36,240 --> 00:31:40,720
before i got there and went now i'm not realizing oh this is a bad idea oh yeah uh

507
00:31:40,720 --> 00:31:49,759
okay yeah well we'll meet you in the chest room uh okay now that flint's back with his ladder

508
00:31:49,759 --> 00:31:55,759
yeah i get the rod into his ladder position over the pit and you guys make it back to the chest

509
00:31:55,759 --> 00:32:02,720
room chests are still busted up like we everything looks to be as you left it okay cool

510
00:32:02,720 --> 00:32:07,920
oh my god was yours any better flint yeah was it just a pit or can i just take you back

511
00:32:07,920 --> 00:32:12,480
no it wasn't a pit actually went to a different place with a bunch of weird globes

512
00:32:14,000 --> 00:32:19,360
okay i'll take that over falling and then crawling falling and crawling i just don't want

513
00:32:19,360 --> 00:32:24,640
you know i'm so tired of repetition let's go to this new place yes please all right let's do it

514
00:32:28,720 --> 00:32:33,440
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538
00:34:32,960 --> 00:34:40,719
you end up in this great hall of spheres and you see 20 spheres down the line of this

539
00:34:41,759 --> 00:34:47,759
long fucking hallway and what flint didn't quite notice because he was so enamored with all

540
00:34:47,760 --> 00:34:56,400
these colorful spheres real colorful guys is down along the south wall there is an open archway

541
00:34:57,120 --> 00:35:04,400
and up near the north wall off to the left there is another pathway the archway looks very

542
00:35:04,400 --> 00:35:12,000
similar to the one when you guys entered and went to the left with the mist i don't want to

543
00:35:12,000 --> 00:35:18,559
go through that one if we end up back in the lever room i'm gonna fucking i'm just gonna i

544
00:35:18,559 --> 00:35:24,559
i won't i can't handle it you guys um what do you think these orbs do i don't think they're

545
00:35:24,559 --> 00:35:28,320
gonna do anything good what was that thing about the colors again uh let me read it

546
00:35:28,320 --> 00:35:33,840
to you off of this piece of parchment that i had scrawled all right so shun green if

547
00:35:33,840 --> 00:35:38,559
you can but night's good color is for those of great valor so like maybe black so black

548
00:35:38,559 --> 00:35:43,759
and green maybe are cool uh red stands for blood that's never good the wise will not need

549
00:35:43,759 --> 00:35:48,639
sacrifice ought but a loop of magical metal oh i think i'm good with my ring

550
00:35:50,000 --> 00:35:55,199
just throwing that out there two pits along the way will be found to lead to a fortune

551
00:35:55,199 --> 00:36:00,079
no we did that one we checked the wall we really should have been looking at this paper

552
00:36:00,079 --> 00:36:05,360
throughout this because it's spelling everything out for us you guys um so check the wall

553
00:36:06,079 --> 00:36:12,800
because that's where we got these keys and those are most important of all and beware

554
00:36:12,800 --> 00:36:22,320
of trembling hands and what will maul okay if you find the false you find the true and into

555
00:36:22,320 --> 00:36:28,000
the into the columned hall you'll come and they're the throne that's key and keyed

556
00:36:28,640 --> 00:36:34,880
and then we're going to meet some iron men grim faces oh god okay so we're looking

557
00:36:34,880 --> 00:36:40,079
for like statues of some sort i guess so green and green and black maybe might be

558
00:36:40,079 --> 00:36:46,079
our colors uh what colors well this is chung green if you can that's usually not a good

559
00:36:46,079 --> 00:36:55,119
thing so are there black balls there is a black sphere on the east wall about midway down

560
00:36:55,119 --> 00:37:01,599
in the hall there is a black sphere at feet

561
00:37:04,159 --> 00:37:09,440
what if we're like totally wrong about the spheres being good and it just like vaporizes

562
00:37:09,440 --> 00:37:15,519
fast yeah that's it that's a possibility um but it's all just it's all just an illusion

563
00:37:15,519 --> 00:37:21,440
remember the guy told us it's fine yeah you know what though right this pain feels pretty

564
00:37:21,519 --> 00:37:28,480
real as i'm still bleeding from my face wounds and like from the barbs and shit and i don't want

565
00:37:28,480 --> 00:37:32,240
to go first that's what i'm saying i don't want to go first why don't we go at least like

566
00:37:32,960 --> 00:37:39,599
check out this black sphere sure i'm just gonna look at it real close it looks like a glowing

567
00:37:40,480 --> 00:37:46,400
lovely sphere suspended at about feet height when i see that Nulara hasn't been vaporized i

568
00:37:46,400 --> 00:37:55,519
come over and i also investigate the sphere um uh but instead i just see a very pretty so

569
00:37:55,519 --> 00:38:03,519
beautiful like one of those fushigi balls you feel you can manipulate the spheres there Nulara

570
00:38:04,320 --> 00:38:08,880
okay like like mentally

571
00:38:09,760 --> 00:38:16,559
okay now like cup it sure would be cool if you followed us along everyone would think

572
00:38:16,559 --> 00:38:22,720
you were everyone would think you were a real cool sphere if you just solved this mystery for

573
00:38:22,720 --> 00:38:29,680
us i couldn't think of how to manipulate something i mean i know i know that's what he

574
00:38:29,680 --> 00:38:34,800
means but i couldn't think of a joke thing to say to try and be manipulative sure

575
00:38:34,800 --> 00:38:46,480
um okay i am going to very very carefully because it seemed like there was something

576
00:38:46,480 --> 00:38:55,680
in the runes about like trembling hands or something um try to pick up the black orb

577
00:38:56,079 --> 00:39:04,799
you begin to move it and you find that it can't move side to side but instead it can only move

578
00:39:04,799 --> 00:39:12,960
up and down along what feels like an invisible pathway for it you look at all the other globes

579
00:39:13,519 --> 00:39:19,440
and notice that they are at varying heights as well some are head height some are to the

580
00:39:20,400 --> 00:39:27,280
ceiling some are down low like this one so you can move it up and down so are the spheres like

581
00:39:27,280 --> 00:39:34,960
basically lining the walls of the hall then okay yeah oh okay so this sphere is directly across

582
00:39:34,960 --> 00:39:44,639
from this sphere a gray sphere held at shoulder height um i don't really want to get hurt

583
00:39:44,639 --> 00:39:49,359
anymore but i have an idea Nulara what if we moved our spheres so that they were

584
00:39:49,359 --> 00:39:58,239
equi distance from the ceiling together like so like the same height okay i like it i like

585
00:39:58,239 --> 00:40:02,159
any kind of plan let's try it i go over to the gray one and i investigate it first

586
00:40:03,920 --> 00:40:10,559
i do better 13 it's a beautiful sphere damn it's so pretty maybe i'll just move mine down

587
00:40:11,279 --> 00:40:16,320
to like the knee height i just don't feel like it should be around any internal organs like i

588
00:40:16,320 --> 00:40:21,920
don't want to be like chest height or head height or anything like that so i stand to the side i'm

589
00:40:21,920 --> 00:40:27,920
not like behind directly in the line and i'm and i just and i gently just kind of like

590
00:40:27,920 --> 00:40:34,639
lower it until it's about the same height okay the other one they get to the same height

591
00:40:35,519 --> 00:40:40,480
and they are at the same height god damn let's let's say you're just wandering around the hall

592
00:40:40,480 --> 00:40:45,599
here and um you're just like looking at all these beautiful spheres man an iron

593
00:40:46,319 --> 00:40:49,679
a man in an iron mask do you see any leonardo de caprio's

594
00:40:51,839 --> 00:40:56,879
yeah has has anything like grabbed my attention um well i mean you probably walk

595
00:40:56,879 --> 00:41:02,799
down to check out the archway more closely and as you step closer to it three stones in the

596
00:41:02,800 --> 00:41:10,000
archway in front of you begin to glow the left hand base shines with an olive hue one on the

597
00:41:10,000 --> 00:41:16,160
right glows citron and the keystone seven feet overhead gives off russet light

598
00:41:19,039 --> 00:41:26,400
what color is russet is that brown like a potato like brownish reddish like dried blood

599
00:41:26,400 --> 00:41:33,200
color okay perfect yeah love it which i feel like was one of the things in the thing wasn't

600
00:41:33,200 --> 00:41:38,240
there something about blood uh i mean it's russet is technically considered brown but

601
00:41:38,240 --> 00:41:44,000
is a pale reddish brown okay sure i'm just gonna go out on a limb and touch the yellow one

602
00:41:44,000 --> 00:41:52,320
oh bold good for you just happening guys you touch it and nothing happens to you

603
00:41:52,640 --> 00:41:57,280
nothing happens to it it still continues to glow at about the same intensity that it was before

604
00:41:58,320 --> 00:42:02,559
i look over and i see him touching the yellow one can i find a matching orb yeah that's what

605
00:42:02,559 --> 00:42:10,080
i was wondering is there any like corresponding like olive russet citron ones in a row or um

606
00:42:10,640 --> 00:42:18,960
like yellow blue orange in a row like in that other room of glowing or no there's i will

607
00:42:19,280 --> 00:42:24,960
there's i will give you the quick rundown there's a gold an orange a purple a bronze a gray a bright

608
00:42:24,960 --> 00:42:32,240
blue a white a turquoise a scarlet a pale green a pale blue a silver a green a yellow a pink a

609
00:42:32,240 --> 00:42:40,159
black a pale violet a red a buff and an indigo i'm sorry the citron is not yellow well this

610
00:42:40,159 --> 00:42:43,360
is that those are different things that was like the glowing thing in the arch and then

611
00:42:43,360 --> 00:42:49,599
the other thing was the other thing right um what about indigo could be the color of night

612
00:42:50,640 --> 00:42:56,800
let's go let's go move that one around see if something happens do it yeah you begin to move

613
00:42:56,800 --> 00:43:02,480
it around and nothing appears to happen in the room can i go and investigate the other

614
00:43:02,480 --> 00:43:08,800
exit yeah you walk down to the end of the hallway and it appears to be a darkened hallway

615
00:43:08,800 --> 00:43:14,320
that goes back about 20 feet and curves off to the right guys i think we just have to pick

616
00:43:14,320 --> 00:43:19,760
one of these exits to go through and just see kind of what happens hey we're terrible

617
00:43:19,760 --> 00:43:24,400
at puzzles anyway so let's just try that other exit see what happens yeah sounds good we're

618
00:43:24,400 --> 00:43:30,720
gonna go through the one play to our strengths or no glowy stones let's say no glowy stones

619
00:43:30,720 --> 00:43:36,160
yeah i was thinking that too okay perfect we go into the no glowy stones you walk down the

620
00:43:36,159 --> 00:43:42,639
hallway who's going first i'll go first so you flint you get down and you can see into what

621
00:43:42,639 --> 00:43:48,000
looks like a small room that holds what appears to be a statue of a gargoyle eight feet tall

622
00:43:48,000 --> 00:43:54,000
with four arms one of the arms is broken off and lies on the floor in front of the statue

623
00:43:54,799 --> 00:44:01,519
so really he has four arms not just four arms he has four arms with four on his four arms

624
00:44:01,519 --> 00:44:05,840
arms one of them is broken off so really only has three arms

625
00:44:08,079 --> 00:44:13,759
uh what did the thing say about the iron face thing something about that yeah it says the

626
00:44:13,759 --> 00:44:20,800
riddle only works in hindsight for us anyway but yeah the iron men of the zaars grim do more

627
00:44:20,800 --> 00:44:28,960
than meets the viewer's eye okay so he's not just a pretty face he does something else too

628
00:44:29,920 --> 00:44:37,599
for sure um and bust us out of here let's reattach that arm i pick up yeah can we try

629
00:44:37,599 --> 00:44:46,720
reattaching his arm yeah sure i support it okay who's doing who's doing i pick up his arm and

630
00:44:46,720 --> 00:44:52,079
try to like piecemeal it back onto the statue of the gargoyle are you like spitting on it and

631
00:44:52,079 --> 00:44:56,720
stuff to like try to create some sort of clue no i'm just like kind of cleaning it with

632
00:44:56,720 --> 00:45:02,000
my shirt and like trying to get it on there no no matter what you do it doesn't appear to

633
00:45:02,000 --> 00:45:06,560
reattach itself and nothing appears to happen with the gargoyle make a perception check as

634
00:45:06,560 --> 00:45:14,960
you're doing this that is a 14 as you're doing this you see that there is a one of his one of

635
00:45:14,960 --> 00:45:23,280
its hands is open and outstretched and you see it's an open hand that something could be

636
00:45:23,280 --> 00:45:28,080
put into look around see what else is in the room is it just as big statues or anything else

637
00:45:28,080 --> 00:45:35,600
is there writing on the statue you see nothing of any sort you look at the other hands and they

638
00:45:35,600 --> 00:45:42,080
are equally outstretched like you could place a gem i think we gotta find something to put in

639
00:45:42,080 --> 00:45:50,240
these open hands there guys shall we try the other arch i guess so okay let's do it

640
00:45:51,200 --> 00:45:57,200
defeated the three adventures walked through the other arch certain they're going to end up in

641
00:45:57,200 --> 00:46:03,520
that fucking lever room again yeah exactly you walk towards the arch and as you have walked

642
00:46:03,520 --> 00:46:07,360
down to the other side the stones stop glowing but as you come close the three stones of the

643
00:46:07,360 --> 00:46:14,400
archway begin to glow again the mist inside begins to swirl who goes in first or you just

644
00:46:14,400 --> 00:46:21,519
kind of all going in single file doing it up this time i mean probably we all just kind of

645
00:46:23,119 --> 00:46:30,160
you all three walk through the mist envelops you and you find yourself back at the beginning

646
00:46:30,160 --> 00:46:38,079
of the maze but instead of the stone floor it has turned back to wood and you look down

647
00:46:38,159 --> 00:46:43,519
and the three of you are completely naked now we're talking

648
00:46:45,920 --> 00:46:46,639
you hear

649
00:46:49,440 --> 00:46:55,039
from outside the curtain that you turn around and see the voice of the merchant and he says

650
00:46:55,039 --> 00:46:58,960
well there's your three chances hope you try again next time hey

651
00:46:59,840 --> 00:47:04,239
your clothes are out here and he tosses them through the curtain

652
00:47:04,240 --> 00:47:13,200
i have no idea what happened do i have my real damage we did not solve the riddle we did do

653
00:47:13,200 --> 00:47:17,600
you have your what did i take all that damage actually like i'm coming out bleeding and broken

654
00:47:17,600 --> 00:47:20,720
no you're back to full health fuck

655
00:47:24,080 --> 00:47:31,840
i'm so confused i'm i'm well it wasn't scary so i guess you get stressed so i can sleep

656
00:47:31,840 --> 00:47:38,320
tonight you guys you guys coming out now because i got another group looking to go in

657
00:47:38,880 --> 00:47:46,400
i guess i mean come on it comes out like still buttoning up her shirt i try to warn the people

658
00:47:46,400 --> 00:47:53,280
like it's not really did you already pay the five gold because you did okay well good luck

659
00:47:54,240 --> 00:48:01,040
thank thanks yeah and they head in uh to the haunted house

660
00:48:02,560 --> 00:48:06,080
so did you have funny obviously i mean you look like you got something there

661
00:48:07,360 --> 00:48:09,440
yeah i hold out my hand for him to see

662
00:48:11,120 --> 00:48:17,680
a ring of protection well i mean at least you made it that far yeah for sure would love to

663
00:48:17,680 --> 00:48:22,480
have you back again next time i'm through maybe well you know like we'll just see what

664
00:48:22,480 --> 00:48:28,400
our schedule looks like we might be too busy saving the world decimator i understand i understand

665
00:48:28,400 --> 00:48:35,199
inevitable rise etc etc bad solving puzzles if we'd known it was a puzzle house we probably

666
00:48:35,199 --> 00:48:41,519
wouldn't have gone in but i was just gonna see a ghost or something i hope there's no

667
00:48:41,519 --> 00:48:47,440
puzzles in uh in saving the end of the world god me too yeah it's been real straightforward

668
00:48:47,440 --> 00:48:52,639
thus far so i think we're all right all right well it's just punching and stabbing

669
00:48:52,639 --> 00:48:58,639
because we're okay that's where we live that's our sweet spot is punching and stabbing

670
00:48:59,440 --> 00:49:04,720
and casting spells thea i don't mean to sell you short oh no that's okay my my spells

671
00:49:04,720 --> 00:49:12,639
punch and stab for me really oh perfect yeah uh okay well thanks for the super fun time sir

672
00:49:13,599 --> 00:49:16,239
i look at my friends and i say you want to find a corn maze

673
00:49:20,159 --> 00:49:27,359
you guys head off to find a corn maze um and there's a joke because we just came out of

674
00:49:27,359 --> 00:49:32,159
fucking mazes you guys head off perhaps into the yawning portal in we'll say because it's

675
00:49:32,159 --> 00:49:37,119
right there time to get drunk probably run into flamingans let's be honest she was real into

676
00:49:37,119 --> 00:49:43,920
that place you open the door and it's a loud ruckus event going on and you hear somebody's

677
00:49:48,000 --> 00:49:54,400
and then the camera pans back to the haunted house and the the old merchant

678
00:49:54,400 --> 00:50:00,880
he looks over to you as you go in and we see his eyes glow a deep dark red

679
00:50:07,119 --> 00:50:14,880
music

680
00:50:21,519 --> 00:50:25,359
music in today's episode was by Kavin mcleod of incompetech.filmmusic.io

681
00:50:26,960 --> 00:50:34,079
it's it's totes dark in here right it is dark pretty dark okay so i'm going she could ask me

682
00:50:34,079 --> 00:50:39,759
because i've been up there you know sorry jeez i was asking tell us you want to be and like

683
00:50:40,480 --> 00:50:51,920
yeah shame oh he's covering his face chamber of commerce chamber of horrors maybe yeah exactly

684
00:50:51,920 --> 00:51:03,759
chamber of secrets um bed chamber took me a while sorry chamber pot oh that's a good one

685
00:51:03,760 --> 00:51:12,080
yeah what happened and tell us shut up does he have a boner that's my question

686
00:51:13,440 --> 00:51:21,120
is it an angry boner should i get my d boner out oh my god angry boner what a classic that

687
00:51:21,120 --> 00:51:28,720
is a classic like five years ago i was gonna say it's been about a year at all a year

688
00:51:28,800 --> 00:51:35,760
since we last discussed the angry boner that it even was a thing i won't ever let it die

689
00:51:35,760 --> 00:51:42,480
reaching behind itself it grabs its short bow and fires it directly at theater with a 19

690
00:51:42,480 --> 00:51:51,040
to hit because you know what um DMs are totally unbiased and if you piss one off it will not

691
00:51:51,039 --> 00:51:56,719
come back to buy you in the ass okay i am going to

692
00:52:02,880 --> 00:52:03,360
l

693
00:52:05,599 --> 00:52:11,840
drich blast this okay now say that again without dragging out no i know i'm sorry find dwarven

694
00:52:11,840 --> 00:52:20,160
bride three more chests but this time it is the boob kind

695
00:52:23,600 --> 00:52:29,519
i'm having may's flashbacks totally and you end up back in the sundial room

696
00:52:33,840 --> 00:52:39,519
god damn it sometimes you just have to jerk off the giant deck

697
00:52:41,920 --> 00:52:44,880
well for that enormous devil glory hole now

698
00:52:46,960 --> 00:52:52,800
there's gotta be a big three-foot dick here somewhere it's not a haunted house if there

699
00:52:52,800 --> 00:52:56,559
isn't that's right i've never been in a haunted house that didn't have a giant three-foot dick

700
00:52:56,559 --> 00:53:02,000
somewhere come on same as the other one the keystone and the two bottom pieces glue the one

701
00:53:02,000 --> 00:53:12,079
on the glue glued i think that's how you say that they began to glow the glutes

702
00:53:12,079 --> 00:53:16,800
Dumbgeons and dragons is a dumb dragons production